The Truth According To crang.com

It seems that the "Number One Son" position has been taken over by none other than Dr. Howard Irvine. Dr. Irvine is the infamous CDC field correspondent who is well known among CDC readers for such articles as "Bear Baiting", the "Friday Expedition" and "Bison Antiquus Occidentalis". I guess this is what happens when the real "Number One Son" sits on his laurels. Watch out Dr. Irvine, the world is a small place to hide...