Citizens Of Winnipeg Realize They Hate Hockey Now
October 17, 2011
WINNIPEG—After hosting the first game of the newly relocated Winnipeg
Jets last week, Winnipeg residents realized they have actually lost all
interest in hockey in the 15 years since they last had an NHL team and
in fact now despise the sport. “It was nice of them to think of us when
they were moving the team, but when we look back on all those years we
watched this dumb sport, it’s just embarrassing,” said local man Bobby
Dolan, cringing at the sight of a Jets logo. “I checked out about half a
period before I realized how much better my life has been without
hockey.” As of press time, the Winnipeg-based investors who bought the
team had left the deed to their arena and all of their 23 players with a
sleeping homeless man curled up on a sidewalk.
